I Never Thought I Would Hear Myself Say...

1. "Please do not lick that window." Said to Janelle a month ago. Don't ask.

2. "We never, EVER stick our fingers in pooey!" Said to Janelle a few weeks ago. Again, don't ask.

3. "Molly's tail is not a chew toy." Said to Lilly. Poor Molly, she is such a patient dog.

4. "No, you cannot slide down the stairs on the Duplo tub lid." Said to Janelle, although admittedly it did sound like it could be fun.

5. "You have to wear more than just your underwear if you're going outside." Said to Janelle who wanted to show our neighbors her pretty, big girl underwear.

6. "No, thank you. I do not want to hold your booger." Said to Lilly who apparently is practicing her sharing skills.

7. "We're done with Barbara Ann for a while. 17 times in a row is Mama's limit." Said to both girls. My dreams all play out now to the soundtrack of the Beach Boys. Seriously. Mama needs a break.

8. "Hold still. Your tail is crooked." Said to Andy. Halloween 2009.