Sunday, October 21, 2012

Snapshot Sunday: Sand Castle Building 101

Snapshot Sunday, Vacation Edition: Chapter 2

Because we feel that a sand castle is essential to the beach experience, we present to you "Sand Castle Building 101."

Remember, we speak from experience.

Practice your sand techniques first. It is important not to underestimate the basics. 

It is also important not to underestimate the reach of the sea. 
If you think you are erecting your masterpiece far enough from the water, think again.

Do not be discouraged. Vow to rebuild. 
Vow to rebuild and call in the big guns next time.

And by "big guns", we mean a garden shovel and several grown men.

Consider the possibility that you may be taking your sand castle building a bit too seriously. 
Dismiss this thought.

Your new first step will be to construct a significant levee and an 18 foot trench.  

And a hole deep enough to hide a grown man. I'm not sure why this is essential but I am assured that it is.

Once your front defenses are established, you can begin on the actual castle.

Don't overlook the details.

Fortify to your heart's content. 
We feel we have not yet learned all that there is to know about sand castle building. We may need to continue our summer treks to the beach until we have completely mastered this skill.

It may take decades.

Practice makes perfect after all.


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