Ah, Halloween. That magical time of year when we pour entirely too much energy into elaborate costumes for our children and march them outside into the bitter Pennsylvania evening where they will eventually strip off 90% of that elaborate costume and expect us to lug it around all night while simultaneously dodging the frightening "machete-stuck-in-the-head-my-brains-are-leaking out" man and the "buggy-eyed-werewolf-zombie creature-with-the disturbingly-realistic-blood" in order to have our children ring a stranger's doorbell, deliver a carefully rehearsed rendition of the biggest bluff of the entire year and receive as a prize mass quantities of the very substance we try NOT to feed to our kids in mass quantities.
Happy Halloween everyone. Or as we say around here...
Yee Haw!
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